#LeaveThatHoe on the porch! It's still got a lot of dirt on it from all that strenuous gardening, you misogynist douche.

Sped gel thnx 2 u who busted me when I was lo & now im in the air. @captainjmoses @handlingdoom @ebderpt @handstand_champ @steveroggenbuck

I have awoken... I've awakened? I am awake!

#ff @handlingdoom @ebderpt @eternaltortoise @joevghn @apollilaire @xtx33 @steveroggenbuck @iamtully @maeve_deswaynyo @jacobsandersart

@postitbreakup @zackschuster Happiness can only happen when it can, and we want to send it your way, friend.

Sittin here remixin some tracks with my dude Dirty Curl & this shit is tight

I am in pain.

All this internet connectivity...

Your girlfriend Ed Norton

@steveroggenbuck Whoa, bro. Thanks. Boosted.

An appropriate way to end 2012. Sick in bed. #killme

The only way to make great art is to experience deep suffering. {LONG HARD FART}

Ric Flair, Whoo! Brother, Whoo!

Ric Flair, let's do it right in your neck of the woods. Raleigh! In the great state of North Carolina!

Ric Flair, a suicide strap match is a match wherein we beat each other with leather belts until one of us dies.

Ric Flair, I challenge you to a suicide strap match.

I really hope these mad kids stab me to death and this cutesy girl laughs.

The Exotic Bowler

I'm crying in public, and everyone's afraid I will beat them to death.

You know those kids today. You're not cool if you don't masturbate in public. You used to be the same way.