Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I wonder if anyone has ever died from a nosebleed.
Road trips are good for reminding you how comfy your real bed is.
"Crap guys cops pretend to be buckled!"- white people
"What's up dog?"- me, talking to my dog.
What are we gonna talk about on December 22nd? Probably December 21st.
One thing I love about coming home, you can see the stars.
He must be a South Pole elf.
I like roughly 1% of my facebook friends.
If your Chevy Volt got keyed, it was me.
If you start an email off with "howdy" know that I only read one word of it.
You are an idiot for quoting me on Facebook.
- Coco Chanel
Life's too short to worry. Life's too long to wait. And other inspirational things. Jk.