No matter what an NBA championship ring will go to a @marquetteu alum! #prettycool

Howard the Dad #DadFilms

Jalapeño Poppers hold a special place in my heart. A because they are tasty and B because they are literally clogging my arteries.

@1brohoss Yes

Cheska Sebulba...

I guess it looks like I should get The Last of Us. #DoneAndDone

New Queens of the Stone Age and Portugal. The Man albums today. #TodayIsGonnaBeAGoodDay

@1brohoss Krillin was probs getting drunk when that happened

Grizz in 7

@amazon @amazon_studios Please make more Supanatural. #DoIt

#GrizzInMyPants

Just the @cta being a bunch of freaks. pic.twitter.com/KhgZyXtPhy

@patcates Is the wedding DJ also Pharrel's DJ? If so, you're in luck because he played that song for over 11 min last night in NY.

Picked a bad day to send some flour samples to my favorite congressmen. #JustWantedSomeBakingReform

Just ordered Chinese food over the internet on my phone whilst on the L. We all live in a boring sci-fi movie.

#WhitePeopleActivities TURKEYBURGERS

@rollmobile It isn't so much a basement, more of a garden level.

Operation "wake up really hungover and watch all three of Nolan's Batmans" is a success 14 min in.

"The @cta overcrowding solution really worked." #StuffNeverSaidByAnyoneEver

In 40 years, kids won't get the Twinkie reference in Ghostbusters. #RIPTwinkieTheKid