@trevso_electric What?! I thought it was Bourne This Way. I can't believe some1 somewhere would do something positive pic.twitter.com/POJ4qhXTYk

@trevso_electric I feel like I need to give you $10. It's like I watched the movie through your tweet ...

@trevso_electric I want to favorite this, but then it'll seem like I want a big cock. Oh wait ... *favorite*

@chrisbensonpdx I think our matches were switched. Wanna trade? A good scarycreep is hard to come by these days... pic.twitter.com/mz9Nvi8Nbo

@chrisbensonpdx @bethanymiletich Times have changed. You can totally have hot Christian sex, if you invite God... pic.twitter.com/glx9RD9EBz

@bethanymiletich @hgahillary Yes, doctor, I swallowed an entire bottle of Beatles to feel better. :-) #ifonly

@chrisbensonpdx Those are some awesome trees...

@chrisbensonpdx You sent your Portland wind my way today, but it's 60 degrees so I forgive you :-)

@chrisbensonpdx I'd trade places in a heartbeat, minus the fainting. You wouldn't like it here though--our drinks aren't nearly as sexy :-)

@chrisbensonpdx It's a beautiful notion that u can capture the essence of a life in a small amount of footage (And your cat is adorable) :-)

@chrisbensonpdx It looks like a work of art -- almost too beautiful to be real.

@chrisbensonpdx You just need to change your approach. Instead of "Get a room!", yell "Wanna get a room?!" #youcanthankmelater :-D

@jtotten That's a damn fine sound! (Love the video, too!)

@mikedrucker Isn't it "oppressed majority"? Thin is not in, if you look at national statistics ... and my mirror.

@_jeremyrenner Just name him "Awwww!" He's going to hear that a lot anyway :O)

@_jeremyrenner 1,000 CCs of Starbucks stat http://t.co/UDR618bq