Saw some things today that made me appreciate my health

"@wtfuckfacts: Male Kangaroos have been known to give themselves blow jobs." @eldiamantenegr0

Watch the documentary "deep throat", no not briz's life story.

@eldiamantenegr0 I will miss you the most Kumar

"@uberfacts: Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing." Wow lucky me.

I respect Kumar for what he did, rebellion.

@_manonthemoon22 aka @elflaconarizon I'm not. Fuck them, I got your back.

Hopeless romantics<

"@uberfacts: According to NASA, the moon smells like gunpowder." So does Los Angeles

"@cassymartinez: took a liter of sangria to the beach. no regrets." Like a #BOSS

@eldiamantenegr0 do I make you laugh on fb?

@eldiamantenegr0 I believe in you.

#RacialDraft2012 the latinos choose @bigfortee and Brooke Lopez from the Nets.

I can go a year without partying if it means a lifetime of satisfaction and comfort.

@_manonthemoon needs to get laid

"@kinkyfacts: Sperm is good for the skin." I told you @eldiamantenegr0

#UnattractiveThingsAboutMe (none)

"@uberfacts: Muhammad is the most common first name in the entire world." @jonahhill

@_manonthemoon lol, @eldiamantenegr0 is the ish

"@whattheffacts: Tennis stars and sisters, Serena Williams and Venus Williams claimed that both of them are virgins." Is it true @drake ?