"Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless." - CNN

Bake 'em away, toys.

CNN is my favourite long form improv sketch.

I don't...I can't...what?  http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/4/24/18/enhanced-buzz-10440-1366840966-8.jpg …

So we went from a member of the Hitler Youth to an old guy from Argentina, eh....

I like doing things to the Game of Thrones theme song. I just made a pizza during the intro and it felt like the most important pizza EVER.

FYI: Jose Reyes is a Blue Jay. RT @stephr2d2: FYI: Henderson Alvarez just finished five innings vs Nationals with SEVEN strikeouts.

Okay, when is? MT @thinkprogress: White House responds to shooting: ‘Today is not the day’ to discuss gun laws  http://thkpr.gs/UY2kpj 

I wrote a lot of words about the Toronto Maple Leafs because what else was I going to do?  http://thesco.re/13xmvyp 

@archizuber @suicidepass @goddtill @downgoesbrown Losing Emphatically And Feeling Shitty

TD Garden's silence sounds like the singing of angels.

American newsfeeds - where live gunfire is cool but swearing gets cut off.

Great piece. RT @jeffler: The Leafs history of reporting and managing "upper body injuries" is disastrous at best.  http://leafshq.com/post/47263925543/an-upper-body-crisis …

No pressure, though. pic.twitter.com/S4byF1BDDP

Post-game #ScoreNHL94 interviews being conducted by @archizuber. I'm not kidding. He's got a camera and everything. pic.twitter.com/8D67kPQpyg

I am very much against fighting in hockey. That being said, I am TOTALLY in favour of fighting in baseball.

I have so many thoughts on both Franch and Cajun Kick-Ass

Every time the Braves win, a kitten is killed by institutional racism.

Happy National Julio Borbon Day! RT @jlwoj: I somehow missed that this was today  http://www.nationalbourbonday.com/ 

Okay, dude. RT @camcharron: Corsi and PDO don't really prove anything. Watch the game with your eyes, not with your numbers.