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Bitcoins are now worth the same as Schrute Bucks.
catch me in the club yelling "COOK, FUCK YOU, COOK" at a single chicken breast fillet
What do we want?
TO BE LESS PARANOID!
When do we want it?
Who is WE? Are you with the NSA?! WHO SENT YOU?!
If you walk toward a bird it will fly away, but if you are smoking a cigarette it will be your friend
I am a shallow person with,
Nothing interesting to,
Say but it's,
Ok because I,
Job interview tomorrow. First time. Be gentle.
Dr. Loud, we're losing the patient
GET ME A SCAPEL AND PAGE DR. UNSURE
"I'm right here. We should remove his lungs"
"I don't know."
Murder She Sext
Sometimes I smoke & think about my first ever Internet boyfriend and that one day he just unfollowed me. We jacked off on Skype. It was love
"How many goth teens does it take to screw in a light bulb" I shout into the dark. I can feel their cold hands on my body. It's finally over
If you can see a camel's vagina through its yoga pants this is known simply as a 'toe'