Hey @zeldman! Is this one of yours? http://yvettesbridalformal.com/

@mike_ftw Like Jesus, for example

@ihnatko Also check the Queen Official Youtube page. They are streaming the Wembley concert. http://t.co/ayCoBai

This tweet is important. Please RT.

@glennf All scanners taken offline at police request

@jdalrymple Can I plagiarize The Loop? I’ll simply call it “benchmarking my peers”.

@theloop @jdalrymple This week Samsung lawyers are going to bring in bags and bags of mail addressed to Santa Claus.

I bet a Kickstarter campaign to get the broadcast rights for the Olympics away from NBC would be an instant hit.

@danielpunkass More importantly, could the baby actually belong to Google as it was conceived while she still worked there?

@badastronomer Only 1 question about Dr Who panel. Did Rory die during it?

Good night Canada. I’ve left @jdalrymple in charge of the Internet, so you better behave.

OK, so what are the driving rules for this traffic light? http://t.co/AxnVVHqV

I did a quick survey of some of my followers and very few joined Twitter before me. I’m old.

According to @tweetbot’s Nearby Tweets search, I am 7km away from myself. I must have really long arms.

OK, who declared 2012 the Year of the Misogynist? I feel embarrased and ashamed for my gender.

I’m getting an umbrella out, just in case #UARS

Don't forget, the Roman Empire never did recover after Standard and Poor's downgraded them.

@ahhphotography That's impossible! They were under consonant observation

@mollydotcom Web 4.0: 3D animated gifs saying “Under Construction" with rounded corners, a nice gradient and a Tweet button.

Science isn't about satisfaction saying what we know; it is excitement about what we don't know.