Awesome. pic.twitter.com/8vYqkGum

Went on Reddit. Seached my college. Found out that I was a meme there about a year ago. http://t.co/Ds8cDfWL

@barackobama Why don't you do it.

Over $2,500+ raised last night for Terences family. Thanks for everyone that came out, you're all amazing.

11/30: TOTAL SLACKER / YVETTE / TONSTARTSSBANDHT / LIFE SIZED MAPS @ LIVING BREAD DELI ON 2 KNICKERBOCKER. $8, C U THERE. @mysociallist

"Don't break out the Cheetos and goldfish too quickly" - AN ACTUAL QUOTE FROM THE GOVERNOR OF COLORADO ON PROP 64 TO LEGALIZE MARIJUANA.

Im reading a subreddit on whether the Star Wars Empire could exist in the Star Trek universe before I see Looper alone because I'm a loser.

Jesus, can't wait to see this debate on http://t.co/0tF5MKHh tomorrow.

@afriendszone / @splashtheband / Janka Nabay (RCRD release) @285kent Next Friday! Advance tix will be avail! #GOGETEM

I'm back on this awesome new diet called being poor.

Inventin shit w @cassieramone and Tim. pic.twitter.com/EYMLalNN

DIIV, Music To Eat Pizza To.

@pitchforkmedia @brooklynvegan @mysociallist @nytimes @ny1headlines David Tassy from @totesslacker has legally changed his name to "Viceroy"

The event for Terrence is coming together. Thanks to everyone for your support and willing to assist through this weird time. #community

I'm not going to SXSW. I'm gonna chill in Brooklyn and eat ice cream while the rest of you have mental breakdowns.

@friendsamandude @toddpatrick @285kent @theglasslands #occupykentavenue

C. Spencer Yeh and Greg Fox killing it @sheastadiumbk

@gimmetinnitus STOP RETWEETING YOURSELF (click) STOP RETWEETING YOURSELF (click) STOP RETWEETING YOURSELF (click) STOP RETWEETING YOURSELF..

Here's a nice article the huffington post wrote about me:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/08/john-jacobson-alleged-beer-thief_n_3239133.html …

I don't actually have anything to say. I'm just pretending that I'm texting someone.