Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Alright now, BO. If you voted for him, be happy. If you didn't, get behind him anyway; be a good American.. I love it here. You should too.
Jay Cutler is garbage. I will fight any Chicagoan on this. I will stand outside of my apartment and scream it at you. Jay Cutler is garbage.
A month ago I sent a text with "their" used in place of "there" incorrectly and I've thought about it every individual day since then
My first actual adult thought of the day was "I wonder what it would look like if Wile E. Coyote wrote a Yelp review for ACME"
There's never been a show like this on television. Never.
Yo PBX kids idk if dude has a twitter but they just showed Mikey DiBucci's drunk ass on tv at the Bucs game and it was pretty much perfect.
A quick way to explain to people why I loved England so much is England makes people like Ellie Goulding and we make people like Miley Cyrus
Hey Toronto! Why don't you make like a tree and Leaf the playoffs. *skydives into a volcano*
Shout outs to Mike Wallace for working overtime to make sure nobody in Pittsburgh missed him this year
If you use Bing you're an asshole and I don't want to be friends with you
Every person I follow is at least 20 yrs old. Grown adults and all of them discussing Justin Bieber, This is The Worst Day Of Twitter So Far
4 step process to posting your political views online
1. Don't do that thing ever
4. No stop what did I just tell you
Hey I guess you picked the Wong baserunner lol idiots got you so good, I JUST GOT YOU SO GOOD CARDINALS