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I had to sit with the kids at thanksgiving again. These losers can't hold their alcohol.
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Tripped over cords and broke the conference phone. Meeting adjourned.

I may not be graceful, but I am clever.


And drunk.
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YES! Finally got 50-stars!!!

Wait....What?

They have to be on the SAME tweet?

Fuck this game.
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Your bad pick up lines say "I'm single" and your Ed Hardy says "I know why."
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Your status updates make me want to punch you in the facebook.
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This popsicle is about to get really lucky.
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I'm not sure if its an insult to my cooking or a compliment to my drinking. But every holiday I get assigned to bring the wine.
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Don't worry WSU football, I didn't score today either.
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My boyfriend is out of town. So Jesus is my Valentine.

I hope he puts out.
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She had a "gut feeling" about it. And her gut is fucking huge so I'd say it's a safe bet.
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I wish more people shared my personal gym attire philosophy: spandex is a privilege, not a right.
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Pretty sure I'll get fired today after IT sees how much I've been not working. Or when my boss sees how much I'm not wearing pants.
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Tweetie keeps deleting my tweets. I apologize for all the brilliant and original commentary both of my followers are missing out on.
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Sometimes I think by boyfriend only dates me for Twitter material.
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Sleeping my way to the top is no longer an effective success strategy. Damn nepotism.
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If @BarackObama wants to win the crowd tonight he'll open with an iPad joke.
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Whenever my outlook on life isn't *quite* bleak enough, I just watch Glenn Beck and I'm consumed with hopelessness again.
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My friend just turned 21 and doesn't want to go to the bars. What the hell is wrong with kids these days?
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I'm not sure I've ever loved anything as much as my friend loves his dog. Except for maybe this vodka.
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I've said it to others, but never really meant it until now. I LOVE YOU, ketchup. Let's never leave eachother!
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