Just had a damn good Vanilla Bean and Honey Badger swirl from @redmango for lunch.

Do they train the horses using fat jockeys leading into the race, kind of like swinging two bats in the on-deck circle? #BelmontStakes

@lagana @iwantwrestling Excellent interview with MVP. Its a must-listen for any sports enter....oops, I mean pro wrestling fan.

Few things are more disheartening than getting in the shower, turning on the radio and all you can tune in is a #Mets spring training game.

So based on what @ianedwardscomic said last at the Patrice benefit, is Israel the new vacation hot spot for black people?

I hope @joerogan gets a cut of this company. #powerfulyogurt pic.twitter.com/yZIv8urV

@mikeroe pretty sure it will be The Shire (if only to keep the alliteration theme going on.)

I know nothing about him other than his name but I want the Dolphins to draft Barkevious Mingo.

Spoiler for tonight's season premiere of The Walking Dead: Carl doesn't stay in the house. #TheWalkingDead

@mockingnerd The tragedy of computers with bulimia is nothing to joke about. They only take the tiniest of....bytes. #awful

"I am the contant. You were always a variable." #boss

Photography is easy when this is the subject you get to work with. Even if @mariarkent is bad with one way streets. http://t.co/NQiee53T

@steph_es That looks more like a Vulcan mind meld from Star Trek than a pedi to be honest.

Just had an awesome Deep Detox juice from @nicennatural! http://t.co/LF5WAlD1

@mariarkent "There's nothing wrong with a little bit of butt cleavage. It's what I'm known for."

@mikeroe Well in the new Planet of the Apes, it was the airport that finished us off. Does that count?

Guys who still wear a collared shirt when they go jogging, no.

just got an awesome Deep Detox green juice from @nicennatural! So good!

@steph_es @nbc They're only giving 13 episodes to Parks & Rec, Community and 30 Rock! #dumbasses

@mikeroe if the hands on the watch are Mickey Mouse's arms, that doesn't count Mike.