@clarkekant Shoot a wolf from a helicopter, your VP candidate, you betchya.

“@rideordiepudge: Go Go Gadget Persecution Complex!” everyone is out to get everyone!

How about perfect?“@actionchick: Boba Fett: Good or evil? Lawful/chaotic? Extravert/introvert?”

I'll get you a shake weight for Christmas if I can post a pic of you using it. I might photo shop it. #notintheface

Dean Martin singing it is even rapier, bc you KNOW that guy carried a JUG of roofies. @seo_runner @thethryll

Lethal Weapon! “@genitaltzo: I can't listen to "Jingle Bell Rock" without wanting to toss a drugged out blonde off a high-rise balcony.”

Monday takes it in the ass. “@clarkekant: If Saturday had a face, I'd stick my dick in her mouth.”

Every time @clarkekant favorites my replies, God kills a Ginger... Which is ok bc I don't believe in either of them.

Probably a she. “@clarkekant: In the beginning, God created man. Shortly thereafter, he issued an apology to all the plants and animals.”

As long as we are all wearing lingerie, it's not a mistake. @seo_runner @clarkekant

As long as we are both wrong, this is the best option. “@clarkekant: Let's just disagree to disagree.”

@clarkekant The terrible twos, huh?

“@clarkekant: Dumb isn't sexy.”. If overweight and unemployed aren't either, I am three and out. #punt

“@clarkekant: The difference between making love and fucking is about three inches.” Length or diameter? #BatsVsDoorknobs