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*Fred Phelps gets to Heaven*
F: HA! As empty as I said it would be
God: No, I just wanted 5 minutes alone with you
*God shuts the door*
Next month in The New Yorker: Do vaccines cause transsexuality? Our correspondent investigates.
It gives me night terrors to think that Budweiser is one of the most popular beers in Europe.
As if the Devil is some sort of secret wannabe tattoo artist. Do fuck off.
1 in 5 us women experience domestic violence in their life
Damn girl are you the third act of a Bond film set in the villain's lair because you are self-destructive.
Sometimes I think that 259 is 1 less than 300. Because clocks.
I blame a guy for trying.
Barghouti on CNN: "This is bordering on genoci.."
Wolf: "LET ME interrupt you right there - Do Israelis have a right to defend themselves?
The US media abyss... never a fun topic but a grim fascination it remains.
It's cute how you talk about fashion and beauty tips when you're wearing a "dress" made out of cargo pants, Facebook mom.
In other news I'm in love with San Francisco. I always have been. It's good to be home.
Now it's Virginia. Court after court is determined to give gays the special right to get married just like everyone else.
i always get terrified when i see a favorite player's name trending on twitter; thankfully alshon jeffery is fine and did not murder anyone.
I just taught some high school kids from Indiana how to juggle, & in return they prayed over me.