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If your theory includes the word "quantum", consider me convinced.
Yes, US has good reasons to be wary of foreign interventions, esp with troops. It's good. But the world has a way of not leaving you alone!
Oh man do I loveeeee to hate the Miami Heat. Just wait until playoff time!
I Remember Dancing To An 'Erasure' Song At A Dance In Middle School..I Feel Weird!
Did you know a facet of modern sexism is denying that there is continued discrimination against women?
A grocery store at Noon on a Friday looks like a Nursing Home gone wild.
My eyebrows are getting crazier, but I'm staying the same.
What's the point of a chicken caesar wrap if it's just gonna fall apart and turn into a salad.
God I miss the Carol Burnett Show.
Yelp is a great way to find out where awful humans will never eat again because that 1 time their waitress forgot their extra side of plum.
Pro Tip: Ask for 2 To-Go drinks so your giant order doesn't seem as sad.
Jimmy Carter's a peacemaker who didn't dodge military service & is still on his 1st wife. I can see why Trump would think that's death.
like coffee is literally just beans soaked in water ew
The L. O. Lakers
Help. I am joke writer for jrehling Twitter. Trapped on boat with three others. He mean, no feed us. World save us.