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Send me your awesome tweets and I'll RT them and i'll delete in the morning
Then how many days was Rome built in smart guy?
"Oh yes it's ladies night, but the feeling's...not right" - Disco Detective
Did someone really just call Reagan an unsung hero?
For the most part, I hate you all.
Batman is a champ though.
jeezy f kennedy. 😒
Looking for a baby gift. The parents don't discipline the little one they have now. Thinking a Contraceptive Tree - something in a ficus.
If I were a Bigfoot, I'd reveal myself to anyone but the people from Finding Bigfoot.
Just found a barrette in my hair from three weeks ago.
I look forward to the holidays so I can donate to Wikipedia
My son has an imaginary friend. That's not weird.
What's weird is that his imaginary friend has a crippling heroin addiction.
I hate cold weather.