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With that win Michael #Phelps just got his 19th Olympic medal. Making him the most decorated Olympian of all time! #Olympics #TeamUSA 🇺🇸
Never let school get in the way of your education.
Girls that do nothing but tell stories about how hard they go with their friends are so obnoxious. You’re an alcoholic? How attractive.
Congratulations to the Drury Panthers basketball team. D-2 national champions!
The Yankees are the scum of the earth. I wanted the Baltimore Oreos to kill them :(
WOW. That vault by McKayla Maroney. Should've been a perfect score. #Olympics
Cardinals, beat the Pirates.
That's the most clever tweet I can think of concerning tonight's game.
"You're gonna miss me by my walk. You're gonna miss me by my taco."
What in appropriate lyrics.
Jerry Stackhouse who played with MJ in Carolina says "It would be hard for MJ to beat Lebron 1 on 1"
If your body is the size of three baby oxen would you mind watching where you walk at Walmart?
Mom: "so what are your plans for your 21st bday? Like are you going out with your friends or do you want me & ur dad to take you out?"
& a gold medal for the men's 4x200 relay. That was straight domination!!! #Olympics #London2012 What a day for #TeamUSA! 🇺🇸