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Thankfully the slow leak I need to get repaired today can be done at the tire store and not the urologist.
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MrBigFistsMugOfGasolineXytrex
OH: "I like the chick McCain picked. I mean, she can shoot a gun, right?" Yes, and so can Yosemite Sam.
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XytrexMugOfGasoline
If I had a real life 30-second rewind button, I'd use it to figure out why the hell I came into this room.
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Xytrex
Someone just stepped on an elf. No, wait, that was just my wife singing Christmas carols.
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Xytrex
@MrBigFists Those are nachos. They're mine.
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MrBigFists
Watching Stones concert on FiOS Epix freeview. Keith Richards: a man who needs no Halloween costume.
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Xytrex
Getting ready to go to in-law's so I can hang outside and watch the kids play while listening to my iPod. Ahh, family time.
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Xytrex
Bush wounds begin scabbing over NOW.
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Xytrex
@CZ As an employee of VZ, I'm happy to see the presence you represent.
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CZ