Started this tumblr in anticipation of @fucktyler winning video of the year: http://t.co/rIp07my

@okcupidcouch According to OKCupid the most attractive quality a person can have is the ability to differentiate between "your" and "you're"

I can tell you suck at art cuz you always choose the wrong instagram filter

Dan Dakich: "village deli is one of the great places to eat breakfast in America" AND THEY SAY HE'S NOT A HOMER #iubb #bloomingtonbagelco

STEVE TASKER NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!

The best part of going to the sweet 16 was two different ppl telling @dgrodin to "watch his language" cuz there were children on the metro.

@rachshafs you'd rather go to IU.

Rap game Duncan Sheik

New season of Always Sunny starts tonight, here's a tribute to my favorite character: http://t.co/CoDGmOOz

8 hours of sleep and a workout is the ideal yuppie weekday

Really though, what is the most obnoxious part of this wedding announcement? http://t.co/QShzU8NH

@okcupidcouch ignore all his texts, while still viewing his profile every so often. really gets the point across.

"ya, looks like she definitely dated this guy" "well, ya... At some point" "ya... Like 2 profile pictures ago"

Ppl realize that Newt Gingrich has 0 chance of being the republican nominee right? Why are we still wasting air talking about him?

Love it: Mark Melancon for Lowrie and Weiland. A groundballing, high K reliever for 2 AAAA players. Sorry @withoutthee

+ 3 RT @withoutthee: @jsutel I'm not saying that I'm better than everyone, I'm just saying that I no longer relate to poor people.

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@insidethehall @justin_albers Good point. Just ask Ron Patterson.

@katienotopoulos it's all croutons and arm hair pic.twitter.com/ukNNOXvQwY

@meredithgoldste @cfveilleux most read letter is one about young ppl, take that @ricogearsnotgas