Dan Dakich: "village deli is one of the great places to eat breakfast in America" AND THEY SAY HE'S NOT A HOMER #iubb #bloomingtonbagelco

STEVE TASKER NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!

New season of Always Sunny starts tonight, here's a tribute to my favorite character: http://t.co/CoDGmOOz

@okcupidcouch ignore all his texts, while still viewing his profile every so often. really gets the point across.

"ya, looks like she definitely dated this guy" "well, ya... At some point" "ya... Like 2 profile pictures ago"

I can tell you suck at art cuz you always choose the wrong instagram filter

+ 3 RT @withoutthee: @jsutel I'm not saying that I'm better than everyone, I'm just saying that I no longer relate to poor people.

@insidethehall @justin_albers Good point. Just ask Ron Patterson.

@katienotopoulos it's all croutons and arm hair pic.twitter.com/ukNNOXvQwY

@pftcommenter just caught a commercial for the NFL Heads Up program. Looks like another home run of an outreach by the commish.

Karl in Kansas City? pic.twitter.com/2G5lxGrc4c

SUSPECT IN CUSTODY

@porters you're on fire recently

Jackie "UZR" Bradley Jr.

@smithwesterns MIND RIGHT GRIND TIGHT SHINE BRIGHT BB

The best part of going to the sweet 16 was two different ppl telling @dgrodin to "watch his language" cuz there were children on the metro.

oh shit. jon taffer is breaking out the bevintel reports. #BarRescue

More like St. Ratchet's Day

@rachshafs you'd rather go to IU.

omg @billbarnwell knocks it out of the park w his Welker article.  http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9051254/bill-barnwell-second-day-nfl-free-agency …