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      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    There are many people more deserving of a remote-controlled shock collar than just about any dog I ever met.

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    It's twitter, there doesn't have to be a point.

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    The world would be a better place if everyone had to fix what they broke.

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    Every once in awhile, somebody says something here that makes you think this is more than just a beautiful waste of time.

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      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    Men think of arguments as single isolated events. Women, in my experience, think of them as installments in some sort of perpetual continuum

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    If the woman in your life knows which battery brand lasts longest, you're in second place.

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    If you're with someone long enough, they will eat one particular food item in a way that taps into the side of you that's vaguely homicidal.

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    If I ask you casually how you are, you have less than 2 seconds to make your point unless you're funny, hot or have valuable info for me.

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    It concerns me that I get some of you.

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    Can we please be straight here- when you hit the wrong key by accident, that is a typo. When you can't spell the word, that is NOT a typo.

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    Gossip runs fastest on the flat track of dull minds.

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    True Fact: The husband who is good at pleasuring his wife gets away with a helluva lot more than the one who doesn't.

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    Some days you win just by holding it together.

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    Don't try me. I can make things get weird fast.

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      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    Beauty of any kind is endlessly fascinating.

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    The hottest thing about a woman?
    Her mind.




    -Some fucking liar

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

    -Me, to myself, reading old tweets.

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    There'd be less clamor in the world if people were required to know what they were talking about before forming a death grip on an opinion.

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    Excessively perky morning people make me wish I had a steamroller and the element of surprise.

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  • JTQuest
      Duey Oxberger @JTQuest

    I look forward to the day when I am finally done paying for the transgressions of the guys my wife dated before I even knew her.

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