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It's twitter, there doesn't have to be a point.
The world would be a better place if everyone had to fix what they broke.
Every once in awhile, somebody says something here that makes you think this is more than just a beautiful waste of time.
Men think of arguments as single isolated events. Women, in my experience, think of them as installments in some sort of perpetual continuum
Some days you win just by holding it together.
If the woman in your life knows which battery brand lasts longest, you're in second place.
If you're with someone long enough, they will eat one particular food item in a way that taps into the side of you that's vaguely homicidal.
It concerns me that I get some of you.
If I ask you casually how you are, you have less than 2 seconds to make your point unless you're funny, hot or have valuable info for me.
Can we please be straight here- when you hit the wrong key by accident, that is a typo. When you can't spell the word, that is NOT a typo.
Gossip runs fastest on the flat track of dull minds.
True Fact: The husband who is good at pleasuring his wife gets away with a helluva lot more than the one who doesn't.
Don't try me. I can make things get weird fast.
Beauty of any kind is endlessly fascinating.
The hottest thing about a woman?
-Some fucking liar
There'd be less clamor in the world if people were required to know what they were talking about before forming a death grip on an opinion.
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
-Me, to myself, reading old tweets.
Excessively perky morning people make me wish I had a steamroller and the element of surprise.
I look forward to the day when I am finally done paying for the transgressions of the guys my wife dated before I even knew her.
My dog says I'm poignant, just not relevant. NSFW 21+
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