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If you only knew how hard I stare at your...tweets
I'm only 460 followers away from 500. Come on people, help me out......ohh, make that 461....462...463.
You can almost bet that some shits about to go down every time you hear a toilet flush
Ever stop to think that Tweetle Dee & Tweetle Dumb were the original tweeters?
Im tired of being boring and not clever. Tomorrow I think I'm gonna try something new. I'm gonna put my pants on boths legs at one time!
I am now watching the 10th episode of #SpongeBob this evening. Id say b/c of the 5y/o but id might be lying. He's only watched 9 of them
Its impossible to be angry and eat an ice cream cone
Always remember to Tweet others as you would like to be Tweeted
Last night, we had brought our lil angel home from the hospital. He weighs a whopping 9 lbs 13 oz!
"We should do it just to say we did it!"
My inbox: I can eat myself skinny, earn thousands doin nothin, get a degree, buy cheap ink, n hav smooth skin. And thats all in just 1 week!