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      John Munson @JWMunson

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    If someone, somewhere hasn't opened up a car dealership called "Liam Nissan" I'm dissapointed with us all as a whole.

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    Sorry I prioritized making an obscene amount of money over being an active father. Here's a horse.

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    If I owned a late model Lexus I'd put a giant bow on it and park it outside of strangers houses on Christmas morning just to fuck with them.

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    I got excited when I was told that most girls use "huge dick" to describe me, then I found out they were referring to my personality.

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    St. Patricks Day- a time to get abusively drunk and puke in the streets by mid-afternoon. Or as the actual Irish call it, "Thursday".

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    A text that simply reads "We need to talk." is a great way to mess with someone's head.

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    Employment stats must be looking up, millions of cancer cells just got Jobs. #toosoon

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    The thing I look most forward to about becoming a husband and father is that day I go out to buy cigarettes and never come back.

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    Sometimes I think my sense of elitism is completely unwarranted, but then I meet other people.

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    "Yeeaah, not gonna do that." - My inner monologue 90% of the time anyone gives me advice, suggestions, directions, or orders.

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    I'm sure it's a "sick deal" that's gonna make "serious loot" but I'm gonna save my investment decisions til you're on a little less cocaine.

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    My preferred method of birth control is just not answering calls after.

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    John Munson @JWMunson

    @mazdausa: "#IfIHadAMiata I would ____________." Have to have a very uncomfortable conversation with my father.

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    And now its time for a very special DMV edition of my favorite game, Hipster or Orthodox Jew? http://t.co/vb3TAfV5

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    I live in a never ending fear that people who I work with every single day are going to ask me what their names are.

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    I'm currently in Columbus, Ohio in case you were wondering who still buys Coach purses.

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    Just saw a toddler yell "you're boring" to a woman her mom was talking to, punch her in the leg and walk away. That kid is my fucking hero.

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    I'd like to find one girl that I really fucking love, but I'll settle for a few that I really love fucking.

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      John Munson @JWMunson

    I must be getting older. Last night I roofied a girl just for the peace and quiet. #maturity

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