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She hated the word 'moist,' she thought it was pornographic. #DeadLikeMe
"If it's not facebook official, I consider you single." girl at table next to me.
And after a moment, she was gone. After the door closed, I felt like the last man on Earth. #Cashback
It's the greatest men who are the most tempted by the simple things. #XFiles
There are few joys greater than cold pizza, That 70s Show and avoiding responsibility...
If Ian Kinsler was cool enough to get a movie made about him. James Franco would do a fine job.
"Evangelism is one beggar telling another beggar where to find bread."
#Community is God's 5th greatest creation since the 6th Day.