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Whenever I see a Git-R-Done sticker on a guy's truck, I wonder how big of a ceremony he had when he married his sister.
I hate when a disease is all over the news. I always convince myself that I have it. I really hope I don't have childhood obesity.
For the first time since 1990, the U.S. teen pregnancy rate has gone up. And that's what I did over my summer vacation.
Is a spirit that tries to have sex with you called an incubus? Why am I asking? Mind your own business, that's why.
It's Thanksgiving Eve. I can't wait to stay up and listen for the footsteps of the Indians on my roof. Or something like that.
I think all of the starring I did this morning counts as my good deed for the day. Who wants to go kick some kittens? I'll bring snacks.
I don't understand why I don't have a girlfriend. I literally ooze sexuality.
Either that, or I have a really bad STD.
Either that, or I have a really bad STD.
I wish I could be like some people and just talk about my vagina to get stars/followers. But I think mine is technically a 'deformity'.
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings." Yeah? Well every time Nickelback sells an album, Satan has an orgasm.
Some guy just drove past me with the loudest system I've ever heard. Color me jealous. His penis must be SO big.
Just heard two older ladies talking about kids "fist-bumping". But they kept saying that they see kids fisting.
Best. Day. Ever.
Best. Day. Ever.
How can you NOT star my tweets? They are gold! *awkward silence* Okay maybe they're pyrite, but look. Shiny.
Happy Evolution Day. Let's all celebrate by walking up to a Republican and screaming, "You're doing it wrong!"
Dilemma: I don't want to get up, Hannah Montana is on TV, and the remote is across the room. Is it possible to hold your breath til you die?
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