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Me heading to bed-"Oh look some app updates. I'll start those and get some rest." *big update for Jetpack Joyride* Me-"Well, shoot"
Actually said during an argument by me: "My penis made an ass out of me." My wife is still laughing.
Even monks should not be allowed to wear black socks and sandles.
Bah, internets broke hardcore. My iPhone is my only connection to the outside world. I guess the front door would work too.