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CVS pharmacist: Why are you needing plan B
Me: Because there is an egg hunt going on where it shouldn't be
Getting my wisdom teeth out was easier than getting into a party at delts
Idk why I ever decided Great Clips was a good idea. They just gave me the "you're never getting laid" cut and I look like my 04' yearbook
Took a quiz where I had zero idea what was happening so I put my glasses on to take it and got one right. Old hockey trick
There is never a moment Scott isn't trying to seduce a girl
A real slow day in the 317
We were suppose to leave a message for the bride and grooms time capsule to look back on, my dad left "when things get rough have more sex"
It's the third day of school and I'm already calling it quits for functioning for the semester.
Own goals are so Intermural D team
Having to choose between seeing Arctic Monkeys/Eminem, Outkast/Calvin Harris, Skrillex/Chance The Rapper is bulllshiiiit
Purdue | ΠΚΦ
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