Damn you @zachbraff for some reason I just hear your voice saying "adios contaminous" over and over in my head.

My co worker has some horrible station on. If I have to listen to Enrique 1 more time, I'm pulling an Office Space fax machine on her radio

If you are a dude wearing white sunglasses. There's a 100% chance I'm going to make fun of you.

#FF some favs @emelleoh @island_k8 @livewire3791 @flirtysomethin @bigo_303 @urbancowboynj @lovinlyrics @theonlyjgrant @ames2778

#FF People I'm glad I found: @countrycosmo @kwork719 @emelleoh @livewire3791 @dreaming_big_mn @bigo_303 @ms_christi_e @theonlyjgrant

I hate when people dance like an epileptic octopus

Presents from Mom and Dad so far! http://t.co/3HFjnHlL

Listening to @brettdennen on @lightning100 while at work (at another radio station-shhhhh) #NowPlaying #Nashville

How come no place delivers breakfast?

Best dog ever http://twitpic.com/1svn5i

I'm finding it difficult to get out of bed. Maybe it's the drizzle, the birds soothing chirps, or it's my lower back screaming w/ every move

My brother is coming over to cut my lawn. I guess I have a pretty good brother. Just don't tell him I said so! 😏

Taylor stop dancing. You're not so good at it. #Elaine #Seinfeld

I need to start writing again

I changed the channel and fell asleep. So, the kid from the Blindside won? I'm ok with that.

@bigo_303 @stasdara @brieannadaddio @haleysue580 @suzielin @303mp @aka_candyman @emdiggity @jbr303 @jessi_pierce THANKS DOLL!

Laying listening to my pup snore. She sounds like a tractor. Do they make those nose things to stop snoring for dogs? I should market that!

Please let me lick that plate. Please let me lick that plate. Please let me lick that plate. Please let me l  http://instagr.am/p/T9aJOhvVU4/ 

Mom: I gave you the Khols cash, right? Me: yeah Mom: well, give it back so I can use it. I'm an Indian giver #stuffmymomsays #sheISanindian

@livewire3791 I think my father and I need a ref!