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@Ja_La's (Arm_and Ja_La) most faved Tweets...

T.W.I.T.T.E.R.

Texting
With
Idiots
To
Totally
Escape
Reality

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I just helped my neighbor jump-start his car.

That totally makes up for the times I siphoned his gas.

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Is it just me, or shouldn't Carrot Top's hair be green?

Just me? Thought so.

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I'm gonna create a bacon flavored ice cream.

I'll call it Hog-N-Daas.

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You say "potato",
and I say "WTF",
because I asked you
what time it was.

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Do you have a weak democracy? You may suffer from electile disfunction.

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If you have to constantly defend what you do...you're doing it right.

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I've secretly hidden leftover fireworks in my neighbor's barbeque. He's about to light it. Let's see if he notices...

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███████ is starting to censor tweets. I heard it was because ████ ███ █ █████ ██ ██████!

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Your tweets automatically sound funny, because I read them out loud in my gay German accent.

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Was that an albino, or just a pigment of my imagination?

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Carpe DM - Seize the opportunity to internet stalk a follower.

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Not sure which I enjoy
stealing more.
My neighbor's wi-fi,
or his wi-fe.

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I star tweets a) if they're funny, b) I can relate, c) a reference for when I'm called to testify whether you're sane enough to stand trial.

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If tweets are ever viewed alphabetically, I want this one to be first.

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My Internet relationships:
I favorite tweets on Twitter.
I like posts on Tumblr.
I love songs on Lastfm.
I fuck deviants on Craigslist.

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Wow. I just had personal breakthrough.

Time to throw these pair of underwear out.

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Is a blowjob considered "junk food"?

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I've taken stock of my life.
It's time to sell at a loss.

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