Now excuse me while I go troll some Biebtards.

Me: "The White Stripes broke up on your birthday. *sob*" Mr. Webster: "Good, I hated them." Me: "You are a horrible person." Mr. Webster: :D

Why am I Karate chopping the air

"Well then, I'm going to introduce you to your two best friends!" Wait, if they're my best friends, wouldn't I know them already?

Oh dear god Jim Cummings is voicing Frollo in the new Kingdom Hearts game.

I JUST WANT LOVE

Holy baptized son of Satan, these Biebtards are such hypocrites.

Chris D'elia. Anyone else heard of him? "*whips head back* YOUR TURN."

To those who didn't see my awesomeness, here you go. You're welcome. http://twitpic.com/3uvqnz

SHUT THE FUCK UP APPLE NOBODY LIKES YOU NOW GO FALL ON A SWORD BECAUSE YOUR DADDY NEVER LOVED YOU ALSO YOU'RE A WHORE

Oh ho. Oh ho ho ho. Oh ho IWILLFUCKINGKILLYOU RT @mrsbieberordie do u guys think justin bieber should be in the rock n roll hall for fame?

"Justin Bieber ♥ Beatles #1"? I love how all the Biebtards are celebrating how it's the top trend, but fail to notice the little "promoted".

#uknoyoughettowhen you can't even spell the words 'you' or 'know' correctly.

@mirrormoney I just opened Twitter, and this was the first tweet I saw. Bravo, friend.

#100factsaboutme 81. I believe in world peace.

So apparently, Bieber signed an autograph for a stewardess on a plane, then refused to pay for the food he ord… (cont) http://deck.ly/~2vn3v

OK, let's see what we can do with these trends without making them look attention-whoreish...

#FF @ml_hamster34 @rodney_at_large @vegas_sarahh @shelbyfero @slashleen @celticwombat @nowapisces @lilmonstermatty @dubstepdragon

One of my guy friends told me that he "went gay for Mr. Webster for a minute there". Yeah.

Don't you just hate it when you find this really awesome blog, read through all the old posts, and then they never update? #FUCKEVERYTHING