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I still think it would be easier for everyone if my therapist just followed me on Twitter instead of having these annoying monthly sessions.
Hush little baby, don't say a word,
You're working mommy's last nerve and physical discipline at this age is frowned upon.
You're working mommy's last nerve and physical discipline at this age is frowned upon.
All these people bragging about 50-100 star tweets make me feel inferior. 5 is my max! Fix this you worthless followers of mine!
Tomorrow I will post a picture so cute, it will make your eyes bleed.
Or Sunday, cuz I might forget.
Either way, there will be blood.
Or Sunday, cuz I might forget.
Either way, there will be blood.
Sitting inthe bathroom tweeting away while the child screams downstairs...
I DO have a job to neglect!
It feels good to fit in.
I DO have a job to neglect!
It feels good to fit in.
Myspace: a place for friends.
Facebook: a place for acquaintances.
Twitter: the island of misfit toys.
Facebook: a place for acquaintances.
Twitter: the island of misfit toys.
If I have to listen to Christmas commercials while carving pumpkins, then I can drink green beer while I wrap Christmas presents, right?
I've noticed I automatically try to shorten anything I write into 140 characters or less. I used to want to be a novelist. Thx Twitter...
I want to bitch about my cramps, bloating, and irritability, but I feel like that card's been overplayed at this point in evolution.
I can already tell it's going to be one of those days.
You know, the days when I wonder why anyone would ever want kids.
You know, the days when I wonder why anyone would ever want kids.
Lists? Does this mean I have to get on the computer? I'm not sure I remember how to type on a real keyboard anymore.
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