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My grandad used to own your grandad. So it's like we already know each other.
Behind every strong black man I usually see about 3 or 4 really tired cops.
Current status: cleanin my bathroom listening to Otis Redding.. *cough cough* i mean..ummm.. Smackin all kinds a bitches
Next one of you bitches that critiques my grammar is gettin blocked. I didnt spend 6 years at air conditionin school for this bullshit!
If you white and you on the same bus as me, then you fucked up in life somewhere
I was totally glued to the tv this morning watching the royal wedding. Just kidding I'm black.
Pro-tip fellas: These pretty bitches dont cook and clean.
If I went to a Jimmy Buffet concert all the white people would think I'm Hootie
let's be honest white people.
i dont know what the fuck that nigga Al Sharpton do for a livin neither.
Lawd Baby Jesus. we come to you today to ask forgiveness fo our sins cause we know this old bitch drivin this bus aint took her medication
So we're all agreed that burlesque is just another name for chunky stripper right?
does this piece of fried chicken in my mouth make me look black?
Note to good clean white folk: quit lookin so paraniod when youre sittin in your car waiting for your dealer. welcome.
I hate when I rob a bank & forget to get a lollipop.
my "I Have a Dream" speech has the words 'mexican' and 'babymomma' and 'child support' in it... Dont fucking ask!
I love the dollar store. Im always ballin outta control in dat bitch!
Sooo.. Its a lotta white folk and a whole lotta womenfolk at this gun range. Im afraid...so very afraid
my next gf wont know i have a twitter. this i promise
Fuckin a lotta dudes and tellin erybody doesnt make you a lady. Now fuckin a lotta dudes and keepin your mouth shut makes you a lady
I like my white women like my crime rate - HIGH
The greatest mistake of the movement has been trying to organize a sleeping people around specific goals. You have to wake the people up, then you'll get action