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Just embarrassed myself by saying "i did a little more sucking than I did swallowing" I was only trying to explain the coke all over me. ...
APPARENTLY I was a mooch, mother fucker I paid my way. Kiss my vagina! #Bitch
Parents walk in drunk....I immediately want to punch myself in the face
Finally watching Like Crazy....it is aight. In other news I got art supplies today...WOO!
Some big Mexican guy in a suit drove by me with his windows down singing Rocket Man by Elton John as loud as he could. I'm dead hahahahahaha
I hate Pooping at other people's houses....now I'm moving 18 hours away to someone else's house.... HOW WILL I POOP!? Hahaha #pooshy
Although you may not believe it, I am not worthless. Get off your high horse and let me know when you're ready to treat me as an equal.
Guys that think they're soo hardcore need to drink bleach.
Lady: "I heard people with spaces between their teeth like to travel" -_-
Man...I want a coloring book and some hot tea...
The hardest part of breaking is leaving pieces behind you
Gremlins is one of the greatest movies ever....period
Dressed like its cold out....but it is rather warm...whatevvs though haha boots and a jacket
Jesus, I stayed in my bed for 48 hours and they had a goood ol time haha the table is in the living room and there are dranks errrwhere haha