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"ok, so you're Pikachu. That don't impress me much."
Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! It's time start you day! HEY!!
A relationship is NOT a car. #truth
Love's not easy for anyone. #thingsilearnedfromjem
Judge Mathis is a chump! #TeamMilian
how do I work for a multi-mil$ company, yet have the slowest fuckin computer EVER?
Finally got da poof goin on and already got a compliment from a black dude. #coolhair #unstoppable
Literally, My watch hands just went backwards #officehell
this weather is wiggin me out. I don't even feel normal in my own apartment.
Free guitar lessons for animals.
My abs are on fire!
Do potential landlords look down on you if you have the smell alcohol about you when viewing?