“@metal_militia_: Seeing a tweet and all you think is GAAAAAAY!” this should be next to 'irony' in the dictionary.

@realmattlucas I'm on the day after you as Jeudi Garland :)

Y U NO #MexicanWave #blackandwhiteforsadness :( pic.twitter.com/ZEEYJ5Co9o

I have a better idea for a hashtag #putyouripodonshufflethenlistentoitwithoutspammingme

One more time #MEXICANWAVE pic.twitter.com/AFcjP9d5Ge

MEXICAN WAVE pic.twitter.com/cp03kA9RH3

HE SAID HE IS MAKING A NEW ALBUM! HUGH LAURIE'S PIANOING GUITARING AND SINGING IS COMING BACK. (And his eyes)

Just overheard 'Sarah masturbates over Justin Bieber' Glenrothes I have missed you.

I want Pixar to stop making sequels 10 years later. So the "Fuck off kids I've been waiting 10 years" tweets stop.

The amount of people that want me drunk is ridiculous, I'm convinced that if I got drunk & talked for 20 mins that ITV2'd make it a tv show.

I've been invited to hook up for sex? Didn't realise I needed to be connected to the mains for it to work. That would make movement limited.

I know I only have 230 followers but I think a twitter #MexicanWave is what the world needs right now. LES DO DIS! pic.twitter.com/6Ip5SbdHvG

I love that amidst all this Stephen Fry is tweeting about being in a helicopter with the caption of simply 'Wheeee!'

If Alt-J ever do enough to be releasing a compilation album they should call it Ctrl-C+Ctrl-V

It's only two months until October 19 guys! #sixseasonsandamovie

I MISS ROOM 40! THERE, I said it :(

@system_ofa_marc @burnourhoriz0ns @mainmostrum_ If you call it "official" I am making an unofficial piss take account. #justsayin

I hope hipster becomes mainstream so that a black hole is created in the world of fashion.

Shit just got real! Halls folk are falling out mega-style right now. I'm close to getting popcorn.

Looking at templates to make my website for graded unit and saw this. Is this legal? pic.twitter.com/zyUu92BqIW