A group of manly men just knocked at my door and told me they're here to install the hardware for the NBN. Now that's my type of porno.

You know what, I PREFERRED TWITTER BACK IN 2008 WHEN IS WAS JUST ME AND BUNCH OF PEOPLE I DIDNT KNOW AND I COULD BE MYSLEF.

Defence is expensive amirite?! Can't we risk a teeny-tiny bit of Indonesian invasion so we can have quality tertiary education? #budget2013

Pledge allegiance to the struggle.

@zachtylerr You're 18 already in Australia so HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

@vodkastyles_ The first female leader of the western world is irrelevant to you? Do you even know what feminism is?

I just love the "Well that's awkward.." Classic.

This just happened. Someone from school I haven't spoken to in years. pic.twitter.com/GV22Hakh

"Is this wifi organic?" #overheard

I don't know if I should be supporting Israel or Palestine. I hooked up with two Israeli soldiers once so I guess I picked sides back then.

I want a drug dealer boyfriend with big arms who says 'yous'

So that is 7 NO and 4 YES and 3 Unknown. President is a NO if called upon. NO #MARRIAGEEQUALITY FOR TASMANIA

It's #worldAIDSday! Out of respect and to raise awareness, I'm wearing a condom all day. Just a condom.

I have moments where I could just blog a whole rainbow of emotion but I don't, I just go and make a grilled cheese toastie. brb, grilling.

Photoset: somethingsomethinginmay: So here are the source links. FIRSTLY here is where I got Tony Abbott’s...  http://tmblr.co/ZDsADyjtoEO7 

Novak's arse 😛
#AusOpen

I don't get why I can deepthroat a 9 inch cock but I gag when I brush my tongue each night. #gayboyproblems

Feeling pretty amazing

I don't know what to think about marijuana anymore. Everyone does it and is cool with it. I've never done it and I am not cool with it.

SOMEONE ON TWITTER JUST SAID THIS WAS TAYLOR SWFITS’S ROOM OK THEY WIN THAT’S IT EVERYONE GO HOME IT’S OVER N…  http://tmblr.co/ZDsADyZ2qp3n