Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
torrenting weed.exe because of peer-to-peer pressure
if ur outside u r being exposed to all kinds of weird plant sex. plant sex is happening right the fuck now. in the air. all the air.
Sexy singles in your length. Sexy singles in your area. Sexy singles in your volume. Sexy singles in your higher-dimensional area analogue.
the sea is a harsh mistress [the sea puts on bondage gear and stomps on my balls]
Waaaait, the name of the new CoD's protagonist is seriously Hesh? Will he be voiced by MC Chris? Does he want poppers?
To the left, to the left, Kennedy's head snapped back and to the left
"Hey you smoking Mother Nature! This is a bust!" I shout, as I press an armless statue into the hands of a horribly confused stoner.
roses are fake
violets are lies
sugar is bullshit
wake up iditos
george w bush searching "did i do 911" on ask jeeves
I WILL DO SPELLS TO YOU. BECOME SLOTH $20. SLOTH SMELL HEX $10. ACCELERATE MOSS GROWTH $5.
Archie is forced to choose between Veornica, the rich yet shallow girl and GOMARGAGGAGON, the brutal reptile goddess next door
Glitches ain't shit but holes in the Matrix
godspeed you black president
the curse of the haunted ghost
Twitter's like throwing all your thoughts into a bottomless pit and maybe the light catches one just the right way to be pretty as it falls.
The duck police they try to land on my head / The duck police they want to eat all my bread
THIS IS NOT @ DRIL. REPEAT, THIS IS NOT @ DRIL.
Let's talk about Sex Baby. He makes me uncomfortable and I want him out of the house.
I'm some kind of guy who tweets some kind of words. Sometimes they're dumb words. One day I'll be dead, yo.