Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
torrenting weed.exe because of peer-to-peer pressure
if ur outside u r being exposed to all kinds of weird plant sex. plant sex is happening right the fuck now. in the air. all the air.
the sea is a harsh mistress [the sea puts on bondage gear and stomps on my balls]
Sexy singles in your length. Sexy singles in your area. Sexy singles in your volume. Sexy singles in your higher-dimensional area analogue.
To the left, to the left, Kennedy's head snapped back and to the left
"Hey you smoking Mother Nature! This is a bust!" I shout, as I press an armless statue into the hands of a horribly confused stoner.
george w bush searching "did i do 911" on ask jeeves
Archie is forced to choose between Veornica, the rich yet shallow girl and GOMARGAGGAGON, the brutal reptile goddess next door
Glitches ain't shit but holes in the Matrix
I WILL DO SPELLS TO YOU. BECOME SLOTH $20. SLOTH SMELL HEX $10. ACCELERATE MOSS GROWTH $5.
godspeed you black president
The duck police they try to land on my head / The duck police they want to eat all my bread
the curse of the haunted ghost
THIS IS NOT @ DRIL. REPEAT, THIS IS NOT @ DRIL.
twitter is a magical thing where you can invite internet weirdos into your home and have them explain how your shower works to you
Twitter's like throwing all your thoughts into a bottomless pit and maybe the light catches one just the right way to be pretty as it falls.
#NewSuperstitions If you press Down+A+B hard enough, it increases the effectiveness of your pokeballs.
my porn star name is rural route 5 hitler
I'm some kind of guy who tweets some kind of words. Sometimes they're dumb words. One day I'll be dead, yo.