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Remember when we were kids and all we had to play with was '"outside?"
"If I have 7 ice cubes and you have 8, how many waffles can fit on the roof?" "Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats."
I saw a baby with a shirt that said "Santa Claus doesn't exist, but it's okay cause I can't read.."
Ciara "Like a boy", Beyonce "If I were a boy", Rihanna "Rude boy". What's next? Lady GaGa "I am a boy".
*walks into class late* Teacher:why are you late? ''Im late?'' Teacher: You just missed an entire period ''Are you telling me im pregnant?''
You know, Barbie has an awful lot of things for a girl whose knees don't bend.
i think social networking is my drug.. is this a good thing?
The name is Jacky.. i can do magic..... Just not outside Hogwarts