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I hate Yahoo.
I applaud those who have escaped the friend-zone.
"imagine a song that starts with “1, 2, 3, 4” but the band is too shy to play anything so the singer ends up awkwardly counting to like 300"
You call yourself a friend?! Where were you when no one liked my tweet?!
"Are you from Africa? Because I wanna see Djibouti."
What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
Please ban country music.
White people, man, they're something.
❒ Obama ❒ Romney ✔ Zombie apocalypse soon, we're all gonna die anyways
My level of maturity depends on who I'm with
I remember in middle school, whenever the teacher said "sex" we'd start cracking up
Those people who post statuses on Facebook like it's Twitter
My name is Jacque, you can call me Jacque (: #TeamAntiFroYo