Naturally it's not clothes I'm worried about. It's "is my iPod fully charged?" and "Will I have Cell signal?"

It's days like this that I wished I'd taken the blue pill.

There's only so many insults to my intelligence I can take before someone gets a frying pan to the brain pan.

Our plumber is finally here - he just called from outside the building. "How do I get in?" ... I helped him. I said, "Through the door."

I picked out the 2 biggest cookies from the Tupperware in the Kitchen. I say if you're going to have cookies for breakfast, go all out!

Listen.
The house isn't dirty.

It's rustic.

I came across VH1. *Gasp* They are actually playing, I think they are called "Videos"...Wow.

Driving through the thick fog this morning on the thruway I almost expected to see giant legs going up and up attached to a huge creature.

I just barely made it out of that pose alive, Wii Fit...so, no, actually I won't "retry" ...stupid game.

What have I learned from watching Mythbusters? Don't ignite Non-dairy creamer - fireball? Fireball with backdraft!

Watching Paula Deen's show on The Food Network. She just said, "My grandchild could make this, if I had one." Son, "Still practicing mom.."

Just got on Facebook to check out something & someone posted a nice pix of a penis their son made out of play-doh.uh, sorry "TREE" - whatevs

I still have a hard time believing you are coming all the way over here just to say "Good Morning" to me. Smacks of spying. Paranoid much?

I have 3 small pieces of chocolate left, I'm out of Cherry Coke Zero and had to resort to Pomegranate Seltzer. Send.Help.NOW.

I made it 999 yards down this stupid river encased in a bubble & the dumb machine STILL says I'm "unbalanced!" It better not mean mentally.

'Course after I went back & updated the text on those 3 pgs...I re-read the note from the Analyst that says "Don't bother updating the text"

Looks like my prediction from the other day is true. We are all Tweeting about not being able to read each others Tweets. Twitapocalypse?

My thoughts when watching The Food Network is "Don't these people know that some people are trying to cut calories?" HELLO!

Watching "What would Brian Boitano Make" on the Food Network for the first time. OMG. I have no words.

For a minute there I thought my graph was like Twitter. Stuck. Then it magically unstuck itself. It *is* like Twitter!