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  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    People who need the volume on an even number are crazy…it can also be on a multiple of five.

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    Heartblakekid15BarrDalyLisaKohlbrennerBwanaChrisSubliminalMessRestenfieldAGreaterMonsterjannable9
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    • RETWEETS
    thinkingbear21Beer4AGoodTimewhaddupbruhhRestenfieldlvvzzKaylaSkeesDONTJIMMYMEJULZBredwh
    Coy0teUgly________
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    Tip: When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?" do NOT respond with "I know, right?!"

    • 239
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    Heartblakekid15dillon_is_rowdyphotowenchTheWeedFatherBwanaChriswhaddupbruhhinmediasreserThing_Finder
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    • RETWEETS
    warhorse76BwanaChrisThing_FinderRestenfieldmesajom__AGreaterMonsternkohesivmancred1
    HeyZeus666JadeR61799
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    I wonder how many hipsters realize they're simply dressed as characters from Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.

    • 215
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    prettygoodyearellenteeTheTinyVikingSami_theEMTmoose_chocolatetscheckprincesssumdumblondeDrivelodeon
    • 93
    • RETWEETS
    prettygoodyearCharlotteTvrdyjustinrigdontaylorcannon1moose_chocolateRaccoonWhiskeybombykol2K__g_nV_g_n
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    It's kinda funny how I open a pint of ice cream and don't immediately throw away the lid.

    • 194
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    Heartblakekid15kratosfrostbitephotowenchBGEMBGray_SplatterBwanaChrisvalzhoganshashaintl
    • 54
    • RETWEETS
    mrashid55ktburnhamGray_SplatterBwanaChriswhaddupbruhhGirl_CensoredAGreaterMonsteriviguer
    TheAdamTroutman
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    A sitcom about teen girl aliens called UFOMG.

    • 142
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    shashaintlRestenfieldfunnybeachgirljbland1967GlennmandirectZombie_Kitms_yawncoughGirl_Censored
    • 63
    • RETWEETS
    whaddupbruhhRestenfieldZombie_Kitericdynamic83AGreaterMonsterlovemydogduckDrDweezilByronDawes
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    Don't you hate it when clothes shrink in the dryer or sometimes just sitting in your closet?

    • 132
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    Heartblakekid15_notyourmom_BwanaChrisurgeekisshowingMiloKilledPunkaugtopiaThing_FinderZombie_Kit
    • 55
    • RETWEETS
    realniggiwarhorse76mrashid55whaddupbruhhurgeekisshowingBeer4AGoodTimeaugtopiaThing_Finder
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    To avoid the last minute rush, I'm getting my holiday weight gain out of the way early.

    • 136
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    Amber_dudsBarrDalyEves1whaddupbruhhThing_FinderRestenfieldZombie_KitAGreaterMonster
    • 45
    • RETWEETS
    Amber_dudsBeer4AGoodTimeAGreaterMonsteramyoneeeallovemydogduckBredwhgcbrownie________OhHellNawCaryn
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    After a few beers, I'm like Oprah with my favorites: "…and you get a star, and you get a star, and you get a star…"

    • 145
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    Heartblakekid15BwanaChrisThing_FinderRestenfieldAGreaterMonsterDrDweezillvvzzDanieChase
    • 35
    • RETWEETS
    mrashid55whaddupbruhhlovemydogducklvvzzDONTJIMMYMEJULZun1xphyscoFatherWithTwinsSuchaNerd87
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    (Did I mention I've been running? I'm a runner now, so I have to work it into every conversation…)

    • 105
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    Heartblakekid15valzhoganwhaddupbruhhZombie_KitkatrinamurphyirAGreaterMonsteriviguerDONTJIMMYMEJULZ
    • 25
    • RETWEETS
    AGreaterMonsteriviguerBredwhEric_Bader________jazbeebzJimWithoutPantsTheBenHoylejunejuly12
    cdubbub__________
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    Damn you, typos! Damn you to help!

    • 89
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    Heartblakekid15whaddupbruhhRestenfieldDONTJIMMYMEJULZSubmittedHarlotPanettaSexyTimeTmoney68jasonlight73
    • 21
    • RETWEETS
    PanettaSexyTimeBredwhhomovexedusQuaintQueerGuyOGSashameemeebeeSuchaNerd87MeanMijer
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    "Mama said check you out!"
    - me at the library getting a book recommended by my mother

    • 80
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    whaddupbruhhbipolarraccoonDaddyJewseeing_voiceslovemydogduckDrDweezilDONTJIMMYMEJULZTmoney68
    • 28
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    lovemydogduckBredwhBobDonnelly6_CherriAnn_LanaAllende______RocketRankoonsarayikesJohnLyonTweets
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    Successfully avoided the Freshman 15 only to succumb to the Thirties 30.

    • 84
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    KarlTheFagHeartblakekid15urgeekisshowingDrDweezilDONTJIMMYMEJULZTmoney68jasonlight73un1xphysco
    • 18
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    KarlTheFagHeartblakekid15Beer4AGoodTimeBredwhlovemydogduckzombieparrotrose0justiceolsonovic
    josephthomasPartySlice
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    When the news interviews lottery winners & asks how they'll spend the money, just once I want to hear them say, "I'm going to the dentist!"

    • 66
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    Heartblakekid15hg47yesitsdarylbabyblue0924truetootrueKimpulsesKittenMcKayiNusku
    • 20
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    beingtheoPurpleCatJewelszombieparrotsass_n_assAwesome_ToddBredwhTheBenHoyleBitchyMomProbz
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    When I see a hot guy on the dust jacket of a religious book, all I can think is, "Aww, that's a shame…"

    • 65
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    KarlTheFagsophia_be23Heartblakekid15peaceofclay890DONTJIMMYMEJULZTmoney68jasonlight73reanndaJustine
    • 20
    • RETWEETS
    Heartblakekid15lovemydogducklh_baldwinthegayfarmerguyStr8GuyGayQuoteFavstar500FavsEric_Bader________TheAdamTroutman
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    Ugh! My food is always so cold by the time I'm done instagramming it!

    • 62
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    Heartblakekid15zombieparrotThing_FinderlovemydogduckDONTJIMMYMEJULZTmoney68jasonlight73un1xphysco
    • 20
    • RETWEETS
    lovemydogduckBredwhNotReallyLibyR2_F2Zora_d_1991mahatmatweeterCazyrocksMrNormal0675____
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    Yeah, well, if I were hot, you'd find me "bold" and "daring," not "creepy" and "I'm calling the cops"...

    • 58
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    Heartblakekid15theevilwriterzombieparrotGayDeceiverLuvPugedbritonDominicStrawrileyisme
    • 22
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    KizerBillhelmthedailymarkerPascalSlothsTheBenHoylebritney_martanRobinbublearmyantstudiosBadMikeyBad
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    Even my imaginary friends are huge dorks.

    • 68
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    Heartblakekid15RestenfieldDrDweezilDONTJIMMYMEJULZTmoney68jasonlight73Awesome_Toddthegayfarmerguy
    • 11
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    zombieparrotbarracuda330Eric_Bader________RocketRankoonFavstar500Favsmandystick71__XavierShame______CharlieeAnn03
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    I wish I were rich enough to own Apple products. Or be Republican. Or buy groceries.

    • 62
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    Heartblakekid15augtopiaThing_FinderDrDweezilDONTJIMMYMEJULZTmoney68jasonlight73Awesome_Todd
    • 16
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    Thing_FinderBredwhPeanut_WyolovemydogduckRocketRankoonTateRyannBourbonMommyBradNewsBears
    warhorse76
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    There are people in this bar who don't have their phones out... I don't understand...

    • 48
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    Cheetoe4countryqueenbeCoburnBronson__DanFuckinWhite13spencerSaraESpiveycountchrisdozombieparrot
    • 24
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    CoburnBronson__SaraESpiveyzombieparrotbjdjtexbizKimBru49CharmandBrainsCamel_CrushinBeer4AGoodTime
    zombieparrot
  • Jaden76
      Jake @Jaden76

    You can really taste the 'z' in this can of spray cheeze...

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    lovemydogduckDONTJIMMYMEJULZnatzz1997Dr_C2006ToxicProbablyTmoney68jasonlight73thegayfarmerguy
    • 18
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    lovemydogduckTmoney68RocketRankoonjonesination______MrJack5150BizzyFubblesurgeekisshowingthenoahkinsey
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