Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Why do birds try to run away from cars?? You have wings! Fly birdie, FLY!
The Weeknd is the coolest guy I've never met
Unemployment is at 102%. We're in debt 27 jazillian dollars. Obama's a mus-lamb. He killed 7 people today with his bare hands <---- FOX NEWS
Just falcon punch his adam's apple
I just saw kids in South Central throw eggs at someone..
Brick shaped eggs..
Made of brick.
One lady wanted 4,500 diapers! Yes! FOUR THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED!!! Get out of here with that.. This is ridiculous..
Cool.... Cool cool cool. (Abed Voice)
The Lavnder Town theme song in Pokemon > Your life
Biggie, Wu- Tang, Tupac, Bone Thugs, Gang Starr, Brotha Lynch, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre > errythang
I just wish I could watch Star Wars without knowing Darth Vader was Luke's dad. The twist would rape my mind!
I met another girl named Taylor today. I don't remember who said it but it's true, it's impossible to be unattractive if your name is Taylor