Dear #GOP: Am I allowed to vote if I'm on my period Nov. 6th? Please tell me exactly how to live my life. ~ Just a woman

If the dinosaurs had guns, they wouldn't be extinct. #NRAfact

Airport scanning machines too invasive, but mandatory transvaginal ultrasounds not a problem. #GOPlogic

All these sluts that get raped and have abortions must be watching too many abortion video games. #WayneLaPierre #NRAlogic

Elections weren't in the Bible. Thus this whole thing is just as fake as dinosaurs.

Obama: Gov. Romney - you airbrush history as well as the lady restored that picture of Jesus. #debate

Romney: I disapprove of killing Bin Laden because rumor has it one of the Seals that did it was gay. #debate

Michelle Obama's new hairstyle was obviously directly timed with the anniversary of Roe v. Wade to promote irresponsible banging.

I don't want Romney Care - I just want Big-Bird Care. #debate

#GOP: Need the morning after pill? Just take two tax cuts and call us in the morning. #DNC2012

The Bible says that self-deporation will make you blind. #debate

Based on what her speech did not contain #Condoleezza is very embarrassed of her #Bush. #RNC

Clint #Eastwood's RNC speech was his own personal Chair-nobyl. #GOP2012

If Obama was really American his umbrellas would have had the US flag on them. #AnotherSign

When is Jill Kelley coming out with her own perfume line? Scent of Petraeus

Coming this season to TV: @reptoddakin presents "Law & Order: #LegitimateRape." Mariska Hargitay fired for portraying unrealistic rape-baby.

Donald #Trump's hair is BIG business. #debate

Bible Belt America: I've never heard of these countries in the Bible. Thus they must not be real and screw them! #debate

#NewSenateRules Either Ayn Rand or Rape must be included in every GOP statement. Senators' Choice!

#NewSenateRules Educated debate shall be replaced with Paul Ryan led fitness classes.