The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging, and you have to act like you don't care at all.

Smoking is so unattractive.

2 4 6 8 feeling horny cant wait 3 5 7 9 want your body next to mine a b c d come and lay on top of me u v w x call me when u feel like sex.

The perfect boyfriend doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat...and doesn't exist.

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If you're single...make the best of it. It's not because you're not good enough for anyone...it means no one is good enough for you.

We need an Australian warped tour. But with the American bands. Yep!

i̶'̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶i̶d̶e. i'm fine .

I want a boyfriend that plays an instrument, or that sings, both would be even better aw :p

Coming out soon: Miley Cyrus condoms... it says, "Everybody Makes Mistakes".

I hope @andyclemmensen's girlfriend got him something special, oh wait...... Thats awkward.

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A guy was in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore.

My dick is so big, it has its own dick. And even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

'Dude she just called you Kyah!' 'HELL NO... Hold my n00dz'

:O one more follower ;)RT

Before you start to criticize someone, think what they are going through, you cant always see the pain, they are feeling but its there

We've only got 4 minutes to save the world!

I want a valentine..

Sucks to be everyone at school today ;p