Its pretty weird when you see a guy with a pony tail and a cut off denim vest walk by and he doesn't have an iguana on his shoulder

Women are obsessed with chocolate and vampires, so you'd think Count Chocula would be having sex like all the time.

VH1 agreed to film an episode of “Where Are They Now” starring my socks.

@maximmag laying on the beach. JK! It's Winter! #HotPicAtNoon pic.twitter.com/gY6tvURE

According to my watch it's #HotPicAtNoon time (I don't really own a watch) @maximmag http://t.co/6nVKdVzz

@maximmag #HotPicAtNoon Halloween Time http://t.co/aHqxZGXq

@maximmag sometimes I start my day by making coffee in a bikini. No big deal. #HotPicAtNoon pic.twitter.com/3OvO3Jid

Starve a cold, feed the Olsen twins

Weird But True: Rush Limbaugh was born during a picnic and that's why he looks like coleslaw

Kristen Stewart definitely just had sex a minute ago #Oscars

@maximmag modeling for Terani Couture. #HotPicAtNoon pic.twitter.com/71jK3oRl

@maximmag Mermaid Parade 2012 #HotPicAtNoon #RIPSummer http://t.co/UhBWeKCU

@maximmag Pinup shoot photo for #HotPicAtNoon pic.twitter.com/7jzUsw7l

@maximmag Who ya gonna call? #HotPicAtNoon pic.twitter.com/KTIqYY7w

“Yo, when someone on stage is talking too long, can I play the theme from Jaws?”- some composer while high on marijuana #Oscars

@maximmag Where did I park my airplane? #HotPicAtNoon http://t.co/v3Luwh0x

I think I'm allergic to cakes because I always cry after I eat one

@maximmag Todays #HotPicAtNoon is called “Gimmie Back My Pants! http://t.co/3LdatN2e

@maximmag pinup shoot #HotPicAtNoon pic.twitter.com/OTOFLBKXrS

Dancing on an escalator like Jamiroquai and watching the confused looks on peoples faces that don't get the reference