My stomach is suffering from a severe case of the empties

My clients stress me out

It's always SOMETHING! But my God can handle EVERYTHING! #NoWorries

And he got the permed taco meat on the chest!!! #Hello #ComeHereOften? RT @postbadbeards O_____O ------> @bunjbydaway pic.twitter.com/CYr343UdOP

Just look at this hate. Look at it. «@igetmoney00 Sooooo glad #scandal is over»

ROFL!! RT @aqualitymess My wig fell off at work. There goes my self esteem lmaoooo

Forever funny “RT @ashbundy: Self employed? RT @kymalibu: Mine is fat pathetic whore :( RT @atkiara: my boss is so gay and it's so cute.”

Cant wait to hit up Woodstream Church tonight to soak up some more of that awesome word #ffvbs12 come thru PG County lol

When ur child is old enough to take his pacifier out his mouth to talk... ur child is not qualified for a pacifier.

ROFL "@yearofthemel: Beyonce is gonna come out on a white horse, hair laid like Jesus, Blue Ivy in a pouch and 48 Doves for Whitney Houston"

For cab drivers to spend the bulk of their time in a car and still not know how to operate one....

I give great advice. I told this girl to tell her 26 year old brother never to wear braids again. See? Charity begins at home.

I love the way black people identify folks. "U mean black trina with the big nostrils?" "U mean Morgan with the DOA edges?"

WEARIN THESE LEGGINS LIKE ITS DECEMBER 31ST!

This tweet so real. “@myrtle_urkel: Here goes Mellie aka Mimi Faust”

@creolebabybritt Lol the fact that that is actually believable... *man stares at tits while typing name in the database*

I love when Kamesha is in a good mood... Because I somewhere Beyonce is smiling too :-)

I had a boyfriend that could roll his body just like Ginuwine in the "Pony" video. He either has lots of kids or lots of hair gel *shrug*

Happy Birthday to my boos @alwaysaboutash and @just_tcb !!!!!! May God bless yall with many more!!!

@thewurdsmith pic.twitter.com/1MfrC7h5f9