Looks like @msu_squirrel is in the mood today http://t.co/QQ7VI3VJ

Vote Yes on proposal 82 which requires everybody who wears Crocs to also denounce their citizenship

It sucks that Kim Kardashian can get married for money yet gay people can't get married for love

I can't stop laughing I am loving this pic.twitter.com/ArHY3ZDk

Kim and Kanye got each other mirrors for Valentines Day

Music is cool because sometimes it makes you feel powerful emotions and other times it makes you want to shake your butt on people

The whole Planet Earth documentary series is just like an MTV cribs episode for God

Imagine how many first kisses took place in the clothes at Plato's Closet

@klassyfucker http://t.co/9XrQM1eu

Just got a (product)RED iPhone case so aids is done now guys pack your bags

I would pay good money to see Kristen Stewart open her presents tomorrow morning.

Proud to be an American under another four years of @barackobama

Republican or Democrat, can we all just agree that All That was one of the most influential shows of our respective childhoods

I still don't forgive the people who left me out of their Top 8 on myspace

Why is it that when babies are naked in public it's adorable but when I am I get arrested?

I just saw R Kelly perform ignition live IM DEAD #coachella

I verbally assault my TV when they don't pick the house I like on House Hunters

My thoughts exactly pic.twitter.com/d4IAZSri

Going with a new style today guys, is this too conservative? pic.twitter.com/xk8scyiG

#In6thGrade I had a pregnancy scare.