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There are some things money can't buy, and for those things I resort to violence.
85% of rainbows in the ghetto have been through the prism system.
I'm just trying to keep my head above water - Suicidal fish
Kidnapping - Not okay
Kids napping - Thank goodness
I told my dad to embrace his failures, then he hugged me for the first time.
I will now attempt to break this silence with one punch.
If you will drink me under the table, and pay me under the table, then I won't ask why we're under the table.
My family owns a cash cow. I'm a dairy heir.
I throw my hands up when I'm on an emotional roller coaster too.
Had my identity stolen. Joke’s on them.
Got the short end of the stick, but it’s okay because it was a mozzarella stick.
There's an old lion proverb - Cheetahs never prosper
Rich people pay their respect, poor people show it.
Ludacrisp - I got Cheeriho's in different area codes
Can we agree on something? It should have been Marquee Mark.
I eat their forest ham - Food Descartes
I wish someone would gift me a house, then I could live in the present.
Women are the opposite sex because that's what they give me.
I brought my knife to a gun fight and won! It was a water gun fight.
In Germany, you go to cloud nein.
Quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. Suck at piano though.