Every time Sarah Palin calls herself a feminist, a baby becomes ugly.

Tip to journalists: If your headline contains the words "American Idol," please don't, please just stop

You either die the guy who made The Dark Knight or you live long enough to see yourself become the guy who made The Dark Knight Rises

It's bullshit that you can't get pizza without giving them money for it, I have a right to eat pizza dude

A college-aged nerd is a small child who by some calamitous accident has been given a sex drive.

January 24, 12:49 pm: I run out of peanut butter. Suddenly, unemployment is real.

A mainstream comics company did something gimmicky to make money? Get right the FUCK out of town.

Shining's cover of 21st Century Schizoid Man is the sound of a mind imploding. Check out the version on Live Blackjazz.

Smokers: next time you're smoking and someone points out that it's bad for you, pretend you didn't know that and start acting all horrified.

Nothing could be less relevant to the story of a man murdering a child than that child's high school attendance records. For Christ's sake.

@neilhimself @steven_moffat @whitniverse Everybody knows if you do it on a ladder, your baby's born part Time Lord.

I think it's important to be reminded periodically that I actually live in a country where grown men wear cowboy hats.

Bold Opinion: Due dates suck and are a product of institutional suckism. Let's all agree to do everything whenever.

Dear sports fans who refer to your team as "we": You are hilarious.

Joss Whedon tweets that writing is hard. "Whew! Validation!" sigh a million dweebs, closing half-finished FIREFLY specs and opening Tumblr.

The three saddest things about me all involve Dungeons and Dragons.

We all disagree on ethics and politics and religion and lifestyles and most art, but to my knowledge, nobody doesn't love Calvin & Hobbes.

We're so fuckassed conservative that the only one to call out the liberal president's murderbot bullshit is Rand Mothergoddamnfucking Paul?

I hope the Vatican pulls a TIME Magazine and the next Pope is "YOU"

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