The panic at the disco and fall out boy phase is the music that I regret having liked, but I still kinda like it. #2000

Glad to see Woody run out to the mound for the last time #KidK

Carlos Marmol is the worst pitcher I have ever seen on an MLB team. It baffles me that they still use him.

Thank goodness they picked a new pope. My life has been completely without direction this past week.

@benfritz44 Denver vs Seattle: the weed bowl

Alshon Jeffery is getting absolutely fucked by the officials

J'marcus Webb is just a turd out there. He can't move, he can't block, he's just a turd. #jwebbnation

Watching ignorant people accuse others of being ignorant and hypocritical while at the same time failing to recognize their own hypocrisy

I'd like some of whatever Jon Gruden is on

Fuego Takis are the bees knees

Team handball is so legit

MLK day is just the black St. Patrick's day

Genuinely disappointed that I paid money to see the devil inside. #shittymovie #poorjudgement

About to see Kendrick and Chance the Rapper tonight. Should be pretty awesome #acidrap

Maybe the next pitcher will be LaTroy Hawkins or Joe Borowski.

If I had a dollar for every time I've seen Soriano swing and miss at a slider low and away, I could probably pay off his entire contract.

The cubs will face a lot of uncertainty during their rebuilding phase, but at least we can be certain that Carlos Marmol will always suck.

Kinda sad to see the Urlacher era come to an end. He's been the face of the Bears since I've been watching football. #HOF

I think Danny DeVito has always existed in his current form. He's never looked any older or younger, he just is.

I've been awake for the last like 40+ hours for no reason at all