Looking forward to seeing @dougstanhope in Liverpool tonight.

I bought el Camino tonight. #GoodChoice

@weeze_lloyd what a dick! Everyone knows it's irn bru

@jakwithoutthec @erialc_rebecca HEYOOOO!

Dear everybody with #netflix Watch Firefly and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. #youcanthankmelater

Life may be short but it's the longest thing you'll ever do.

Trying to find a non plaid casual shirt is impossible

there's something insanely satisfying about shooting down a helicopter with a 9mm

Plan for tomorrow: 1.buy green tee 2.get pissed watching rugby 3.go Liverpool get more drunk 4.shag a hooker 5.kill hooker 6.take over earth

As much as i don't like Kanye West as a person, he makes some fucking awesome music.

In travel news, I got lost on my way to flint this morn and ended up in Clatterbridge.

fuck it. buying a pair of supras.

http://t.co/IHkXh0Yc

@lucyybellx Let's do it. Show Jay-Z how we roll!

Yes i make that joke every year. Yes it's still funny,

Is it world book day today? because Everybody's talking about reading!

Must admit, Leeds/reading has an impressive lineup, but it's still populated with dickheads.

on the brightside, according to my retweets, I'm not the only one. #ThereIsHope

@jakwithoutthec my aroma... It stings the nostrils

Feeling rather 'appy today #freitag