nerds actually literally hate anita sarkeesian. penny arcade literally wants you to just hand them $250k. this is the real world

@dudehugs cool plate pic.twitter.com/iJwqbBsVHE

@a_girl_irl glen's girlfriend is named glen? this is blowing my mind

@notfaulty i think being a gamer is a mental illness

kickstarter did 9/11

@tortoiseontour "why would i ever live there" says the Most Privileged Man In America

THANK YOU SOMEWHAT OBTUSE AND DEAF GOD

can someone help? my high horse seems to have been absorbed into my flab and i can't get it out

hey @cwgabriel looking to buy a dickwolves shirt to protest vapid cuntery, do you carry it in size 5XL?

im going to fill a shot glass with nerds. whether i mean the candy or real human beings is up to you......

"I hate that I had to out her nature and troubles" you didn't HAVE to out anyone you fucking lunatic @dtoidallistair

crush me up and snort me and get high on me and use me to relive your worst nightmares

br**st cancer, vagi**l birth, etc...

it's me, mom. i'm your fat retard son. none of this would have happened.....if you hadn't given your retard son Bulletstorm. #foxnews

i get the feeling @dtoidallistair thinks he is a jrpg hero. "not telling the truth" is the Dark God, outing people is the Sword of Justice

@regisl lynch's dune is a rad visual companion piece to the book but i don't think it stands up well on its own

my girlfriend was texting me about bill cosby and then sent a text containing only the words "Bill Cosplay"

@love_that_goku bro your cardiovascular stamina SUCKS. april fools day!!

@me_irl @sprint @sprintcare this sounds like my customer experience with them! i should probably switch providers lol

@badsnacks how about that pigskin. how about that negro with the pigskin. - john curley, phd